Don't Waste My Time..... Lets get something straight. I am a jerk. I am obnoxious. I am
lazy. And I don’t care, because I am FILTHY RICH. I am much too important to even be
sitting here writing this right now. So I'll keep it short. I make several million dollars
every year on the internet, doing almost nothing. Heard that before? Well you can see proof
of my earnings here. Have you seen proof like that anywhere else? Didn't think so. Do you
make that much money? Didn't think so.
I’m the real deal. Whether you like it or not, you want to be rich like me, otherwise you
wouldn't be here. And since you are here, I'm sure you already know that there are
thousands of "get rich quick" programs on the internet today. You’ve probably even bought
some of them yourself. Well, are you impressed with them? I’m not. Not even close. What
proof do these losers have of their earnings? That they make a few thousand dollars a
month? Big deal. I make millions. And I barely even do anything to earn it. It's so
automatic it would make you sick.
So Who the Hell am I?I’m the guy you see driving down the street in a Ferrari with the top
down, and you think to yourself, "What an ass!" And you know what? You’re right. But so
what? Do you think I really value your opinion? I’m a rich jerk, so I couldn’t care less. I
cut through the BS. If you find me offensive, obnoxious, or whatever….feel free to leave my
website at anytime. I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to show you EXACTLY how I make
millions. It’s no secret that I’m selling something here. And when you see what I'm
offering, you will be blown away.
Recent Comment:
"All I can say is I'm sorry I doubted you. I'm very skeptical of stuff like this, but you
are a GENIUS. A ‘GOD’ of the written word and mind."
Martin Clarke - UK
Right about now, I feel a rant coming on about the “major” marketing gurus (you know, the
big name guys) you see all over the internet and TV. The ONLY way these people make any
money is by selling their overpriced books and CD's full of mainstream marketing ideas that
you can learn from any marketing book in the world. That’s it. These people are
CORPORATIONS. They are not trying to help you. They have no “secrets”. It’s the same
information over and over again, repackaged differently by new “authors” every year. These
guys send you books and binders with over 1,000 pages, DVD's and audio tapes with another
10 hours of material to review.
I don't know about you but I'm lazy. I want definitive answers without all of the BS and
filler. I want "here is how to make money", and that's it. The mere thought of reading
1,000 pages of marketing mumbo jumbo turns my stomach. Honestly, do you think these people
are going to tell you anything useful? Unless you are a complete idiot, you're going to get
the SAME info you already know. We all know you need a website. I don't need an 87 minute
DVD to tell me that, or a 100 page chapter in a book. We all know it's important to get
traffic to your website. I don't need another 120 minute video and 78 page chapter to tell
me that. Thousands of pages, and dozens of hours of video and audio tapes doesn't mean a
product is worthwhile.
Unlike these idiots selling their latest money making “programs”, I’m also not going to
tell you my name, because I don’t crave attention like them. Those guys dream of doing
seminars, appearances, interviews, etc. I don’t do any of that crap. They want to be famous
to make mommy & daddy proud, or so that the people who picked on them in high school will
be jealous. Who cares? I don’t want to be famous. I make millions anonymously, and I like
it that way. And I do it in only a few hours per week, and it's NOT from this website! In
fact, none of the income I showed before is from the website you are on right now.
Recent Comment:
"You might be epitome of arrogance, but you certainly know your stuff. Anyone who is
unwilling to pay ANY price for this material ought to be put out of their miserable
internet existence. I’m already doing 6 figures after less than a year online, but you just
gave me the direct route to 7 figures before year end. Where the hell was this a year ago??
Anyway, thanks a million!"
Stephanie Woolford-Bales - Vancouver, WA
Let's get to it.
So, what do I do to make the money I showed you earlier? (If you missed my proof of
earnings, you can see them again here - but please keep the drooling to a minimum). Well, I
came up with over 3 dozen amazingly effective strategies for dramatically increasing
website traffic and sales, some of which are actually so simple, they are almost devious.
They practically force people to buy things, and the person will happily do so. It doesn't
matter if the product is yours or not. My strategies will work for your own products, or if
you have an affiliate website. The market is so wide open for these techniques, it's
ridiculous. From Google Adwords, to Google Adsense. From search engine optimization, to
sales letters. From wholesale buying & selling of the hottest consumer products, to unique
investment opportunities. I cover it all. I will show you EXACTLY how I make ALL of my
money. And when I say "exactly", I mean it.
I can say with 100% confidence, when I show you my strategies, you will be angry that you
didn’t think of many of them yourself. But that anger will quickly turn to joy and
excitement about the possibility of adding these strategies to your own website and seeing
immediate results. If you don’t have a website, that's no problem at all. For beginners, my
ebook will put you years ahead of where you should be. I've been doing this for 6 years.
For experts, I GUARANTEE that several of my strategies will blow your mind.
I’m even going to go one step further, and do the unthinkable. I’m going to show you some
of my current & former websites that have made me millions. And no, I'm not talking about
the site you are on right now. One of my sites made me over $1 Million Dollars in just a
few months, and I didn't even have a product to ship. That’s right, I am actually going to
show you some of my current and former websites that made me millions, using the exact
strategies I will show you. One of them has been ranked # 1 in Google for over 3 years for
several of the most competitive keywords and phrases on the planet. # 1 out of over 100
million results. I obviously know what I'm doing.
Many times I make a site hugely profitable, then sell it to the highest bidder. With the
internet so volatile, I try to sell my sites when I feel they are at their peak. I recently
sold a website of mine that made me $1.4M in one year. Over $900k in profit. I will show
you the URL's of multiple sites that have made me several million dollars. There are also a
couple of million dollar websites I've sold that I CAN'T reveal the URL or subject of, as
the buyers made me sign non-disclosures....They are smart cookies because they know I'm the
man, and they don't want me sending them new competition. And I must respect that. But I
can still show you the strategies I used to get them so profitable, the same strategies
that I use for ALL of my websites. And the best part is that ALL of my websites are 99%
automated.
I know what you are thinking...no one who makes as much money as I do would even dare to
reveal their knowledge, because they would fear opening a floodgate of new competition. In
fact, I know several people who make very good money online, and they think I’m absolutely
crazy for sharing my strategies. But I don’t really give a s%$#* what they say. There are 3
reasons why I can confidently reveal my strategies to you:
• First of all, I make more than enough money from the site you are on right now, enough
that I don’t have to worry about anyone competing with me on one of my many other websites.
Word of mouth about my program has sent sales through the roof.
• Secondly, I’m already richer than I ever thought I would be. So if a few of my websites
start to lose revenue because of copycats, it doesn’t really matter.
• Lastly, my strategies apply to hundreds of thousands of niche areas of the internet, so
there are enough pieces of the pie for everyone. Even if you did copy my strategies and do
better than me in some of the same areas I market in, I’ll just make another site about
something else. No big deal. I have websites in categories that most people would never
even think of anyway. So competition from you is the least of my worries.
So What am I Offering You?
I’m offering you the EXACT SAME strategies I have used to become an online multi-
millionaire. The same strategies I still use to this day. Unlike those so-called gurus I
spoke about before, I’m not going to overwhelm you with pages and pages of cookie-cutter
marketing mumbo jumbo, just to make my product look large and worthwhile. If you are
looking for an expensive sleep-aid, buy their program. If you want to start making money
TODAY, buy mine.
In my program, I cut to the chase with just over 45 pages of my prime online money making
strategies, those that you can begin using immediately. If you cannot make $25K/month with
these techniques, I seriously think you are in the wrong field. Even a lazy jerk like me
made millions off of them. And I’m talking about 5-10 hours of work per week MAX. If you
pay someone a few hundred bucks a week to answer most of the emails for you, you can work
as little as 1-2 hours per week.
Recent Comment:
"First off, your product is hands down the best I've ever bought. And I've bought a lot. I
hope my competition doesn't get their hands on it. You really delivered."
Erik M. - Netherlands
What's Included in my Program:
10 ways to instantly create an affiliate website that sells like crazy.
How to make a fortune generating easy leads for dozens of online companies.
Why your sales letters suck and mine convert like crazy
How I kill ANY competition on Google Adwords, and pay less than them.
How my Adsense Ads have a 20% clickthrough rate.
How I earn an average of $1.00 or more from EVERY person that comes to my FREE
websites
How to get almost EVERY visitor to join your email lists.
How I attained and maintained a # 1 listing in Google for 3 years, for several of
the most popular searches in the world. Over 100 million competitors. And it's still # 1
today.
How to get huge link popularity doing almost nothing.
How to use both "white hat" and "black hat" strategies to your advantage.
How to create your own profitable e-product in 2 days.
How to get super-affiliates to promote your site above all others.
How to create instant, search engine friendly content about subjects you know
nothing about.
How to instantly create an Ebay powerseller company that makes a minimum of
$30k/month.
Where to buy wholesale consumer products that are "hot", for the lowest prices, in
bulk. A list of my own personal sources not found anywhere else. Resell on eBay.
Dropshipping available.
Websites you can create RIGHT NOW that will be instantly profitable.
Examples of my current and former websites that make me millions.
Free updates for life.
So much other miscellaneous stuff, I'd be here all day.
A Few Additional Things You Should Know About My Strategies:
• They are especially useful for selling informational products, digital downloads, or
access to a members only site. (your own or as an affiliate). Yet, several techniques also
apply to just about any product being sold online.
• These are true “guerilla” marketing techniques. A few are so absurd that they are
actually genius, if I do say so myself.
• I'm not going to waste your time with general marketing info that you can find anywhere.
EVERYTHING you need to succeed like me is included in my ebook. Nothing more, nothing less.
Face it....if you want to be rich like me, this is your chance. Think about your current
situation. Are you satisfied being a total loser? If so, move on. If not, order my program
NOW. It's as simple as that. I'm not about to beg you to order, because the fact is, you
need me more than I need you. I'm already rich. You're not.
Whatever you decide, I'll be sipping martinis by the pool. And if you do happen to see me
out in the real world, do me a favor and don't come and talk to me. I'm much too rich and
important.
To Being a Lazy Millionaire,
"I have to say after searching and buying a bunch of crap for many, many years, I know that
with your info I can actually USE the info to do something. My hat's off to you. You surely
aren't full of crap like all the other authors I have purchased info from in the past. You
are also totally correct in that if you can't make a substantial income with this info you
are pathetic."
John Groom - Geneva, FL
Hey, what are you doing reading down here? Didn’t you order yet?......Oh, you must be one
of those idiots thinking my program still sounds to good to be true. Well, if you are not
convinced, I don't give a s#@%*. Go ahead and keep making your measly couple of grand every
month, or whatever pathetic amount you make. When you are fed up, you'll be back. You’ve
seen proof that I make millions. You’ve seen that I tell it like it is, without all the BS.
You’ve seen that I’m a rich jerk with nothing to lose. You've even seen that I offer a 45
day money back guarantee! So if you aren't ready to order, you don't even deserve to be on
my site. Go away NOW.
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